Sagittarius ♐︎*

SAGITTARIUS! Put down the passport, close the seventeen browser tabs of cheap flights, and take a breath — the universe has adventures in store for you today that don't require a boarding pass. Jupiter, your jolly ruling planet, is expanding your horizons in the most philosophical ways today, which means you'll say something wildly profound, follow it with a completely unrelated joke, and somehow it will all make perfect sense.

Your honesty is, as always, absolutely breathtaking — in the way that a bucket of cold water is breathtaking. You will tell someone the truth today with such cheerful bluntness that they'll need a moment to process it. You meant well. You always mean well. That's what makes you simultaneously the best and most terrifying person to ask for an honest opinion. The stars admire your commitment to truth. So do chiropractors, given how many people you've helped remove their heads from the sand.

By evening, you'll feel restless and free-spirited and ready for your next great adventure, which may just be trying a new restaurant or, let's be honest, booking a flight to somewhere with no return ticket. The moon says: it's okay to stay in one place sometimes. You don't need to run to feel free. The stars are in you, Sagittarius. They go wherever you go. Isn't that enough? (We know it's not. Book the flight.)