No. 198Friday, July 17, 2026Price: free (worth every penny)

The Sarcascope Almanac

Where the cosmos meets comedy, and accuracy is purely coincidental.

The Ledger · Step One of Two

Compatibility Guides

cross-reference your poor decisions — select the first party

♈︎Aries♉︎Taurus♊︎Gemini♋︎Cancer♌︎Leo♍︎Virgo♎︎Libra♏︎Scorpio♐︎Sagittarius♑︎Capricorn♒︎Aquarius♓︎Pisces