No. 244Tuesday, September 1, 2026Price: free (worth every penny)

The Sarcascope Almanac

Where the cosmos meets comedy, and accuracy is purely coincidental.

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2026 Forecasts

a full year of predictions, refundable in regret only

♈︎Aries♉︎Taurus♊︎Gemini♋︎Cancer♌︎Leo♍︎Virgo♎︎Libra♏︎Scorpio♐︎Sagittarius♑︎Capricorn♒︎Aquarius♓︎Pisces