Daily Horoscope
Pisces ♓︎*
February 19 – March 20 · crying, but artistically †
Oh, dreamy, luminous Pisces, you beautiful fish swimming in seventeen directions at once in the vast ocean of your imagination! Neptune, your mystical ruling planet, is wrapping you in a particularly gauzy cloud of inspiration today, which is wonderful for your art and slightly problematic for your ability to remember that you had a 9am meeting. Time is a construct, and you are above constructs, except when constructs are very specifically required.
Your empathy today is so powerful that you'll pick up on the emotions of everyone around you like a very sensitive emotional antenna, which sounds lovely until you realize you've somehow absorbed a stranger's existential crisis on the subway and now you're not sure which feelings are yours. The stars suggest grounding yourself, possibly literally, like standing barefoot on some grass, which you will absolutely do and then write a poem about it.
In love, you are the most romantic sign in the zodiac, which means you've created an elaborate fantasy version of your relationship that is genuinely beautiful and only occasionally connected to reality. Your partner is a wonderful person AND they are also the protagonist of an epic love story in your head — lucky them, truly. Your lucky color is sea green, the color of the ocean depths where you spiritually reside. Come up for air today, sweet Pisces, and try to send that email you've been putting off for three weeks. The stars believe in you. Somewhat.
* This prediction expires at midnight or upon contact with reality, whichever comes first.
† Consult a licensed adult before acting on any of this.