Daily Horoscope
Aries ♈︎*
March 21 – April 19 · first to read it, first to ignore it †
Oh, Aries! Today the stars have aligned just for you, which is great because we all know how much you love being the center of the universe. Mars is doing something dramatic in your chart, which basically means you'll charge headfirst into a situation without thinking — shocking, truly shocking behavior for you. Try not to start any fires today, metaphorically speaking. We said metaphorically.
Your energy levels are through the roof today, and by 'through the roof' we mean you'll probably talk over everyone in every meeting and wonder why people look exhausted afterward. Venus is whispering sweet nothings in your direction, which might make you think romance is in the air. Spoiler: it's just someone's lunch heating up in the microwave. But hey, stay optimistic!
By evening, you'll feel a sudden urge to start a brand new project, because apparently the seventeen unfinished ones at home aren't enough. The moon suggests you take a breath and maybe, just maybe, finish something you already started. Wild concept, we know. But the stars believe in you, Aries — even if everyone else is still loading.
* The stars decline to be more specific, citing liability.
† This prediction expires at midnight or upon contact with reality, whichever comes first.