Daily Horoscope
Gemini ♊︎*
May 21 – June 20 · both of you, please sit down †
Ah, Gemini! Today is going to be absolutely wonderful — or terrible — or wonderful again, depending on which version of you wakes up this morning. Mercury is spinning around like it's had too much coffee, which means your mind will be firing on all cylinders, switching topics mid-sentence and confusing absolutely everyone around you. Perfectly normal Tuesday for you, honestly.
Socially, you are ON today. Your charm is dialed up to eleven and people will hang on your every word — both of you. You might make plans with three different friend groups simultaneously and somehow forget all of them. The stars suggest writing things down, but we know you won't, and honestly at this point so does everyone in your life. They've made peace with it.
By evening, you'll have seventeen tabs open on your browser, two half-finished text conversations, and a brand new opinion about something you knew nothing about this morning. The moon encourages you to pick one thing and stick with it. One thing, Gemini. Just one. We believe in you — both of us do, actually. All twelve of us do.
* Terms and conditions apply; the stars have not read them either.
† Any resemblance to your actual life is statistically inevitable.